The rest of the Golden Globes:
apriki:
- Longest Staring Competition: Ryan Gosling and Carey Mulligan, Drive
- The Mandatory 2011 Steven Spielberg War Obsession Film: War Horse, War Horse
- Best Supporting Actor (for their own appendage): Michael Fassbender, That Movie About My Penis
- I Don’t Need Another Award, But You’ll Give Me One Anyway Because I’m Meryl Streep: Meryl Streep, Exisiting
- Most Psychologically Disturbing Tumblr Obsession: Tate Langdon, American Horror Story
- I Only Came To Cheer For Kate Winslet: Leonardo Dicaprio, His Own Sad Life
- You Were Nominated To Round Out The Old People: Rooney Mara
- Get Drunk And Make Faces So The Internet Will Love You!!!: Robert Downey Jr, Handsome Inc.
- Go Home: Madonna, Why Are You Even Here
- Fan Favourite: Brad Pitt’s cane, Wherever He Got His Cane From